Sixty Seven

I received a hilarious/offensive present in the mail from my friend Sam's trip to China. 

When I was trying to put it on for the first time to take this picture I broke the buckle! 

Woops! So I'm just holding it closed here. I'm considering starting a collection of mass murdering dictator watches. What do you think?

twelve

A bunch of presents arrived
around the time of Ryan's birthday
from my dad and Tara.

Ryan got more music than he knows what to do with.

They're the best gift givers I know, and
I'm not allowed to open mine until my birthday; October 7.

(No matter what I do it's loading sideways.)
I would cheat, but...

the message is pretty clear.